[ I'm gonna say this is after Baren so Yato is well acquainted with the totalitarianism of the mistletoe bat horde...
Killing the bats is apparently Not a Good Strategy, so when another one starts flapping gently after Yato, he sprints away at top speed. FUCK THIS MONTH HE WON'T BE A PRISONER FREE THE COMMON MAN
Alas, the bat is a persistent little vermin, so it follows him and follows him until he's too tired to run anymore. When Anya comes upon Yato, he'll be lying prone on the sidewalk, sweaty, facedown, and with a mistletoe bat settled peacefully on the back of his head and squeaking Mariah Carey. ]
early december idk
Killing the bats is apparently Not a Good Strategy, so when another one starts flapping gently after Yato, he sprints away at top speed. FUCK THIS MONTH HE WON'T BE A PRISONER FREE THE COMMON MAN
Alas, the bat is a persistent little vermin, so it follows him and follows him until he's too tired to run anymore. When Anya comes upon Yato, he'll be lying prone on the sidewalk, sweaty, facedown, and with a mistletoe bat settled peacefully on the back of his head and squeaking Mariah Carey. ]