Anastasia "cuddly lion pit" (
constellates) wrote2020-02-16 09:48 am
Huh? You really asked?
[He just wandered over here because of the smell, but he's honestly surprised that she wants HIS attention. And she asked?? FOR HIM??? WHAT WORLD IS THIS.]
Uh, thanks, I guess, and...
[Wait.]
[Wait a second.]
[That's................a bunch of credit cards?]
Eh?! Those are...
[Hey, Anya, ever wanted to see a demon crying? He's crying now. Like, he doesn't seem sad, but he's kind of just tearing up????]
[He just wandered over here because of the smell, but he's honestly surprised that she wants HIS attention. And she asked?? FOR HIM??? WHAT WORLD IS THIS.]
Uh, thanks, I guess, and...
[Wait.]
[Wait a second.]
[That's................a bunch of credit cards?]
Eh?! Those are...
[Hey, Anya, ever wanted to see a demon crying? He's crying now. Like, he doesn't seem sad, but he's kind of just tearing up????]
[i'm so sorry anya HE'S JUST. REALLY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW and he won't even move to stop her from dabbing at his face.]
Goldieeeeeeeee!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!! MY ONE AND ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!! I just...I just can't believe they'd take Goldie from me!!!!!
[This man is over 5000 years old.]
Goldieeeeeeeee!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!! MY ONE AND ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!! I just...I just can't believe they'd take Goldie from me!!!!!
[This man is over 5000 years old.]
[He's calming down now, just sniffling a bit. Ah, his poor heart.........his one and only human, somewhere probably being coddled by his brothers, those scumbags, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, HIS CREDIT CARD, SOMEWHERE, LOST FOREVER....]
Ah, I'll be fine... [Wow he just cried in front of this random human girl?? Embarrassing.] It just...gets me so emotional, y'know? Thinkin' about Goldie...
[A shake of the head and a LONG SIGH. He's blushing and looking away at the gesture for a hug, though.]
I-I think I'm fine. Thanks...
Ah, I'll be fine... [Wow he just cried in front of this random human girl?? Embarrassing.] It just...gets me so emotional, y'know? Thinkin' about Goldie...
[A shake of the head and a LONG SIGH. He's blushing and looking away at the gesture for a hug, though.]
I-I think I'm fine. Thanks...
Would ya look at that! Awesome cookies for the most amazing demon ever, The GREAT Mammon himself!!
[HE'S REALLY HAPPY!! Thank you Anya you've gone up the list of Favorite People. He just takes one and holds it up, marveling at it.]
These are the best kind of offerings a demon could have!! [A beat.] Except for cash and wealth, y'know. But I'll take these too!
[Now munching on it.]
Oh man, they- mmpf- taste good too!!
[HE'S REALLY HAPPY!! Thank you Anya you've gone up the list of Favorite People. He just takes one and holds it up, marveling at it.]
These are the best kind of offerings a demon could have!! [A beat.] Except for cash and wealth, y'know. But I'll take these too!
[Now munching on it.]
Oh man, they- mmpf- taste good too!!
Ah...gentle? Okay...
[He likes it when its done to him, guess other people don't like it either?? OKAY, HUMAN GIRL. OKAY.]
My favorite food? [He has to think about that for a minute. I'm so sorry, Dana.] Definitely has to be dried blackbelly newt legs!
[HE'S A DEMON OKAY]
[He likes it when its done to him, guess other people don't like it either?? OKAY, HUMAN GIRL. OKAY.]
My favorite food? [He has to think about that for a minute. I'm so sorry, Dana.] Definitely has to be dried blackbelly newt legs!
[HE'S A DEMON OKAY]


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