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[constellates]

ANASTASIA

Hello. Call me Anya. (･ω´-ゞ)^☆

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[constellates]

only one second
but
!!!!!!!
you did not
do i get to see kittens soon

[alienates]

I'll invite you over when they're born.
And Yuri too because he might cry if I deprive him of newborn kittens or something.

[constellates]

yuratchka crying sounds terrible
i do not know what that would look like
my heart hurts
put the pictures in furchat and we will run over

[FURCHAT HELL YEAH.]

[alienates]

I don't know what it would look like and if I am completely honest I am now kind of curious BUT
I'll be nice and just introduce you to them when they're born.

[constellates]

please do not make yuratchka cry i would be sad too
but please do !!! i am excited now
that is good news today

[alienates]

Yeah, kittens are a lot better than suffocating on oxygen because of weird alien biology.

[constellates]

back to that
you do not know for sure if you are an alien
and if you will not be able to breathe air
but you are worrying me now

[alienates]

Ok let's assume that is the worst case scenario .
But also, if I am an alien I probably don't actually look like this?
What if I have four heads.
WHAT IF I HAVE NO HEADS???

[constellates]

if you have no heads
how did you see your hallucinomemory ?
you would need eyes ?

1/2

[alienates]

[ he opens his mouth

closes it

puts his phone down, gets up, walks out of his room and goes to the kitchen. karkat opens his fridge? gets out some apple juice, grabs a cup, and pours it in.

he takes a sip. and then another, longer sip, before downing the glass and putting the rest of the juice jug in the fridge. karkat takes time to wash the cup and then sets it down to dry. he stays there for a moment after, staring blankly at the wall. there's a spot where the paint is peeling, they should touch that up soon? maybe remodel. he isn't sure if they're allowed to remodel an apartment.

after all of this, karkat feels ready to return to his room. he walks back, sits back down on his bed and picks up the phone again. ]

[alienates]

ALRIGHT SO.
POINT TAKEN, I PROBABLY DO HAVE AT LEAST ONE HEAD.

[constellates]

that is good
one small mystery is solved

[alienates]

Yup.
Glad that got cleared up.
Anyway this is all just speculation at this point.
I mean, aliens do definitely exist but what really are the chances that I'm one??

[constellates]

what did your hallucinomemory say ?
why do you think you are ?

[alienates]

Because I was flat out called one in them?
Annnnnd well
Look. It was just weird things?
Like in one I seemed to have accidentally killed some giant crab monster thing?
It wasn't just a huge crab. It was obviously some weird bullshit but I was really sad about it.
As if it was something I cared about a lot.
And then in another one, I was talking about having some weird blood mutation?
It had something to do with my people or something, and that it was really bad to have it and I had to keep it a secret.

[constellates]

those are weird things
i will admit that
if the hallucinomemories idea is true then maybe you were an alien
with blood mutations ? and a giant crab monster friend
maybe it will not be bad
because in the end you are the same karkat yes ?
as long as you can breathe air then i think everything will be ok
because you are you and no one can change that

[alienates]

That is so sappy, I swear you could start writing greeting cards and make a fortune.
But uh
Thanks???
This is probably nothing though. I'm overreacting.

[constellates]

i hope you are overreacting
because a change you do not want is not fair
but if it were to happen ?
i promise that everything else will not change
your friends will be your friends
and i will be here for you

[alienates]

[ it takes several minutes for him to respond to this. he's not surprised by it, since it's a very anya thing to say? if anything, karkat would have been more shocked if she didn't reply like this?

still. knowing that she'd say this and actually reading the words are two different things. ]

At this point I'm pretty sure that even if I wanted to I wouldn't be able to get rid of you.
But uh, same to you

[constellates]

you would not
we are friends for always
i hope that is encouraging ?
and that i chose the right words
please let me know if i can do anything more

[alienates]

You definitely don't have to do anything else, dude.
You have hit all of the friendship marks, aced the assignments, and are obviously working on extra credit now.

[constellates]

as long as you feel loved
then i will always try for extra credit
i will be the best student

[alienates]

[ jesus fucking christ ]

Oh my god
Ok got it.
Class is dismissed.