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[constellates]

ANASTASIA

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[constellates]

not malicious
just a little odd
they took horses and i am still worried
but definitely confusing
maybe we can say hello before we fight
and they can explain why they do not like horses

[parodeity]

dirk is still super mad about horses fyi
also
i
would actually be ok with you saying hi to them before a fight
maybe you can get them to join the cult of anya and then everything will be ok?

[constellates]

i would be mad if they took cats
i understand
poor dirk

the cult of anya ?
but i will say hi if you want me to
maybe retrospec can be our friends too

[parodeity]

dude fuck no they cant have cats

also i mean youre very good at getting people on your side
by being you
and niceing them into it
which is a compliment ftr
i admire that about you

[constellates]

we must get horses back
so dirk can be happy again

!!
davechka/davenka is going to make me blush
i am lucky that people are very sweet to me
i will try to see if retrospec will be sweet
and they can share horses again

[parodeity]

if i could magic them back i would tbh

and if they arent sweet
we can fight them i guess
somehow
with the power of friendship and also maybe superpowers

[constellates]

i hope that is your next superpower

i hope not
fighting is harder
should i write them a letter ?
i do not know how to meet retrospec

[parodeity]

im not sure so far they seem to be ignoring us
maybe we can pay for a billboard asking them to tea or smth

[constellates]

tea would be good
and we can get sweets
teatime with retrospec
an invitation

[parodeity]

maybe if we have you write the invite theyll actually show up???
if not at least we get tea and sweets

[constellates]

i do not know if they will but i can try
am i writing a full billboard ?
i will need help
and a synonym dictionary

[just wait for the full irony to sink in]

*thesaurus

[parodeity]

yeah although it can just be like a tagline with like
a huge picture of our tea setup/us
i have no idea

i like synonym dictionary better

[constellates]

that sounds very warm
and welcoming
and i would need a synonym dictionary for more words

but i think it will work
we will save up to buy a billboard

[parodeity]

yeah i think theyre a few thousand dollars?
i looked it up earlier this month for
completely unrelated reasons actually
of needing to inform people i have dibs on haunting yuri from beyond the grave

[constellates]

that is a lot of money
if we are buying a big board
we should put both messages
so we can invite retrospec and let people know that you have dibs on haunting yuri
very important

[parodeity]

that sounds good
i mean hell we can always see if other people have billboard messages to give
and make them chip in to have some of our space as well

[constellates]

it will be a very full billboard
with a lot of people saying what they need
i like it

[parodeity]

then its a plan stan
and on that note i will try not to send you too much more creepypasta in the future
maybe if i get a sweet chainmail ill send it your way though

[constellates]

a sweet chainmail would be good
i would send that to everyone i know

[so like

half the city]

[parodeity]

ill hit you up with one when i get one then
later anya

[ so like

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