did you get the roxy version too or just the dave one??? yeah! actually i think in the house we are getting theres a treehouse, we could use that for now i could build us a bigger one, its not very difficult at all!!!!!!! we could maybe make it a secret society other people could join and we can come up with an initiation? :D
[ the most important part here is roxy's vers of the text so ]
A sexy babe was home alone bc her parents fucked off to the movies and didnt take her because movie tickets are fuckin expensive and she walked downstairs to go and get some midnight snacks because FUCK YEAH midnight snacks like she did every night bc it doesnt matter if youre home alone, midnight stacks are ETERNAL. Nothing was there, but she made herself a sundae like two feet high and covered it in whipped cream and chocolate chips and cherries and those sweet tapioca balls that burst in ur mouth and went back upstairs to eat dessert in bed like the slob she is, basically sending out an embossed in gold leaf invitation to all ants in the universe to come n get it. At six am she woke up to find a little girl standing at the foot of her bed. The little girl was like sis why the fuck did you do this who the FUCK eats a sundae in bed there's choco syrup on my CAT oh MY GOD denise you ALWAYs do this i FUCKIN SWEAR, and then some ants with machine guns bust through the door and started shooting laser beams and they had to dive out the window in their jammies while their mom screams that its a school day and they start their sci fi action video game saga that can be bought on steam for 99cents during the holiday sale. Send this to 3 people or else around 6am in the fuckin mornin you'll become allergic to sundaes and then murdered by giant ants who fuck aliens and their LASER CANNON.
oh she should! i would buy roxys books!!!!!! i bet there would be wizards in them it is pretty fun to read those kinds of things and suspend your disbelief for a while!
yesssss!!!! that is it exactly anya roxy could come to our club if she wanted to :o you have to come to my house some day anyway, i am getting the whole attic as my bedroom so we will have plenty of room
speaking of stars, there is a big window and it has great visibility in my new room i mean! there are a few other reasons i picked the attic but that is the main one :) we could have star mapping at sleepovers now
i will let you know!!!!! i think we are going to have a yard sale sometime in april when we close the deal too so that would be like a pre notice to your notice lol
anyway i think we should definitely make a club only for coolkids :o
hehehe thats silly! no cool doesnt have a smell or maybe if it did it would be minty :o its more like anya herself is just so cool that when you think of cool you think her! so like anya rubbing her cool off on you is like a kitty rubbing their smell on you okaaaaaaaaaay that is perhaps not a great metaphor, maybe i have been talking to dave too much.....
awwwww hehehe you are making me blush!!!!! you know i am not straight right, so you know this is coming from a place of love and understanding buuuuut anya thats gay :p
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yeah!
actually i think in the house we are getting theres a treehouse, we could use that for now
i could build us a bigger one, its not very difficult at all!!!!!!!
we could maybe make it a secret society other people could join and we can come up with an initiation? :D
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what did roxy version say ?
jade will make an even bigger treehouse? cute !
a secret society would be very cute we can invite yuratchka and dave and karkat and yato
and others ?
[anya only one of those people isn't a teenager]
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A sexy babe was home alone bc her parents fucked off to the movies and didnt take her because movie tickets are fuckin expensive and she walked downstairs to go and get some midnight snacks because FUCK YEAH midnight snacks like she did every night bc it doesnt matter if youre home alone, midnight stacks are ETERNAL. Nothing was there, but she made herself a sundae like two feet high and covered it in whipped cream and chocolate chips and cherries and those sweet tapioca balls that burst in ur mouth and went back upstairs to eat dessert in bed like the slob she is, basically sending out an embossed in gold leaf invitation to all ants in the universe to come n get it. At six am she woke up to find a little girl standing at the foot of her bed. The little girl was like sis why the fuck did you do this who the FUCK eats a sundae in bed there's choco syrup on my CAT oh MY GOD denise you ALWAYs do this i FUCKIN SWEAR, and then some ants with machine guns bust through the door and started shooting laser beams and they had to dive out the window in their jammies while their mom screams that its a school day and they start their sci fi action video game saga that can be bought on steam for 99cents during the holiday sale. Send this to 3 people or else around 6am in the fuckin mornin you'll become allergic to sundaes and then murdered by giant ants who fuck aliens and their LASER CANNON.
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oh
a lot more cursing
but more detail ?
roxy should write novels
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i would buy roxys books!!!!!!
i bet there would be wizards in them
it is pretty fun to read those kinds of things and suspend your disbelief for a while!
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roxy would have very fun wizards and powers
and beginning tales ?
hmmmm
[hold on she's googling the phrase]
origin stories !
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that is it exactly anya
roxy could come to our club if she wanted to :o
you have to come to my house some day anyway, i am getting the whole attic as my bedroom so we will have plenty of room
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can we paint your room ?
galaxies and the milky way always !
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and guess what i found
glow in the dark paint :D
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so many stars !
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in my new room i mean!
there are a few other reasons i picked the attic but that is the main one :)
we could have star mapping at sleepovers now
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i am excited
we will have to have a sleepover again soon
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i think we are going to have a yard sale sometime in april when we close the deal too
so that would be like a pre notice to your notice lol
anyway i think we should definitely make a club
only for coolkids :o
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if there is any way i can help your family let me know
who are coolkids ?
i do not know any uncoolkids
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you are so sweet anya
if you want i will hold onto one of the telescopes we have for you
hehehe
well thats because your cool rubs off on them anya!!!!!!!!
like a kitty cat rubbing on you so you smell like her
anyanya
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but i would love that
cool can rub off ?
anya is cool ?
cool has a smell ? ?
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thats silly!
no cool doesnt have a smell
or maybe if it did it would be minty :o
its more like anya herself is just so cool that when you think of cool you think her!
so like anya rubbing her cool off on you is like a kitty rubbing their smell on you
okaaaaaaaaaay that is perhaps not a great metaphor, maybe i have been talking to dave too much.....
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anya is a cool cat ?
maybe
a minty cool cat
jade is also a minty cool cat !
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like this???
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jade i am sending this to print
so that i can keep it in my room
and in my locker
i love it
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hahaha
i can draw better than that!
...maybe!
if you want something for that then i can do better, anya!
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you do not need to do more
it is already my favorite
everything jade does is my favorite
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you know i am not straight right, so you know this is coming from a place of love and understanding buuuuut
anya thats gay :p
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jade is so funny
maybe a little
but a gay for friends
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youre my favorite also anya!!!!! <3
dont tell dave :O
its a girls only secret
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