so anya receives a selfie of jade; it's out of focus and not very good, and she clearly hasn't even attempted to brush her hair (which is... normal, dave does that for her) but her eyes are literally a vibrant lime green.
she probably sent this picture to about ten people before getting it right tbh ]
but she can apparently tell that jade can't read for shit so anya will... be the one sending the facetime request so that she doesn't have to fumble more]
Nooooo. I can't. Everything is like... blurry, and it's, argh. It's. [ jade scrunches her face up. if there's one thing she hates, it's relying on others. ] It's frustrating!
[ jade squints at her screen - she can't tell anya's expression, but her tone... by the time she gets her glasses she's going to be an expert in vocal tones ]
No, no no no, it is okay, I will be fine! I know Recolle as well as I know how to play Monopoly, you know!!!! You don't have to worry about me.
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ANYA IS OK
HOW IS JADE
ARE YOU OK
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B U T
E V E R Y T H I N G
I S
B L U R RY
O H T H A T W O R K S
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D I D
Y O U R
E Y E S
C H A N G E
C O L O R
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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send over a picture?
so anya receives a selfie of jade; it's out of focus and not very good, and she clearly hasn't even attempted to brush her hair (which is... normal, dave does that for her) but her eyes are literally a vibrant lime green.
she probably sent this picture to about ten people before getting it right tbh ]
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S T I L L
V E R Y
P R E T T Y
! ! !
[priorities
they're both so good at priorities]
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B U T
I T H I N K
I N E E D
G L A S S E S NOW
[ ...................wait ]
C A N
I
C A L L Y O U
O N
F A C E T I M E
[ apparently sending selfies was more important than USING THE APP THAT WOULD HAVE MADE THIS EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY ]
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but she can apparently tell that jade can't read for shit so anya will... be the one sending the facetime request so that she doesn't have to fumble more]
Jade...!!
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Anya! Hi! It's me!
[ obviously. ]
I'm sorry, but I just thought this would be easier. I don't know what happened, I just... woke up like this.
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Are you okay? You cannot see?
[time to make an appointment with the eye doctor]
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Where are you? I'll go with you - just in case.
[please don't go anywhere dangerous bc you can't read the signs, jade]
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No, no no no, it is okay, I will be fine! I know Recolle as well as I know how to play Monopoly, you know!!!! You don't have to worry about me.
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Monopoly does not help you know what color walk signs are.
[BUSY STREETS, JADE]
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I can still see colors, Anya!!!
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[THINGS ACROSS THE STREET WILL BE SO BLURRY SHE IS SO CONCERNED]
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[ she'd fold her arms but her hand is occupied??? talk about a spoiled princess ]
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No one said you are helpless.
It is ok to say yes to help sometimes when you are surprised?
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I don't need help, Anya, I will be fine. I could call you, right?
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[THIS IS NOT HER FIRST RODEO, JADE]
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[ on the plus side, jade will not die? so. ]