[ uhh most of the things he'd say is embarrassingly mushy, and he does not want to admit that to her because it's... embarrassingly mushy. ]
UHHHH Wait ok I got something. What if it's a rumor saying that your backup singers are cats. Like when you perform there's just cats in full idol gear fucking Meowing.
Bribery always work. I mean, they work to varying levels of degree, but they work. Usually. We'll figure it out, this plan is too good to not attempt it.
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UHHHH
Wait ok I got something.
What if it's a rumor saying that your backup singers are cats.
Like when you perform there's just cats in full idol gear fucking
Meowing.
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that is not true
but now i want it to be true
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I will even let you borrow Rom and Com for it.
But for now we can just settle with it being a rumor.
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I will teach rom and com the best dances !!
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I mean
You can definitely dress them up for real if you want.
Com might fight you on it but Rom will probably not care enough and go along for it.
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and then see if we can get com to be ok
would treats help
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I mean, they work to varying levels of degree, but they work.
Usually.
We'll figure it out, this plan is too good to not attempt it.
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if rom and com were with me
and even more fun
if katya was on it too
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I'd ruin the performance.
Don't do this to your fans.
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you could not ruin anything for me ever
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i love you
so they will love you too
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They will forgive the shit show I give them because of their adoration of your adoration.