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[constellates]

ANASTASIA

Hello. Call me Anya. (･ω´-ゞ)^☆

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[catsudon]

You officially never get to call me the weird one ever again. That is now Karkat. Karkat has earned that. Congratulations, Karkitty.

[constellates]

!!
you gave karkat a nickname before me and dave? ( ・◇・)？
or is this one of your mean nicknames...

[catsudon]

I didn't know you wanted nicknames? It doesn't work exa... well, I guess for you it's easier, but Dave would take thinking about?

[constellates]

I think nicknames are cute but I'm not good at coming up with them
(｀・ω・´)” but you should definitely gave dave a nickname!

[catsudon]

Fine: new challenge. Come up with nicknames for at least five of your friends. You have like fifty friends. You should be able to manage a few.

Maybe I will, maybe I won't. Nicknames are different in Russian, I'm not sure what either of yours would even be.

( aka he'll have to look it up, since no one in his family was named Anastasia, amoung other things. )

[constellates]

[ . . . . oh no.]

but what if they don't sound cute? :;(∩´﹏`∩);:

this doesn't seem very even....

[yuri doesn't even have five friends to give nicknames to???]

[catsudon]

Anya, try.

( it's not even, he gives out nicknames to everyone but his friends so he's teeeechnically winning here )

[constellates]

[why is yuri like this]

then maybe.....

[the little " . . . " symbol goes

and goes

and goes

and goes

and goes

for like 20 minutes]

kiyomi, yam-chan, mikomi, and... jade can be stargazer and honka can be spotlight

ah that was difficult ｡ﾟ･（>﹏<）･ﾟ｡

[catsudon]

Good work! Now make sure to tell them all so your hard work and effort doesn't go to waste.

( twenty minutes of waiting and this was So Worth It )

[constellates]

yuri!! :;(∩´﹏`∩);: if you say good work then I believe you....
but why do you make me do these things?

[catsudon]

You have to know you've tried, really tried, before giving up. Trying hard is the only way you get better.

Also you talked to Karkat about us talking about sex and it sounded weird. So this is revenge, too.

[constellates]

calling it revenge isn't very fair?
weren't you the one who said that talking about sex between friends is normal?
you weren't lying, were you? (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[catsudon]

Not as far as I know, no. But it does say something for how you brought it up when I'm getting texted over a week later by a guy asking "what it means."

[catsudon]

Unless Karkat's interested in you?

[constellates]

I don't know if this one's my fault... (・・。)ゞ but I'll try to be more careful so you don't get weird texts?

[but then

there's

the next one and]

(＞﹏＜) karkat just asked me the same thing about you
what's going on....
no I don't think he likes me that way

[catsudon]

Huh. Have you asked him?

( yuri: ACTUALLY A LOW KEY GOSSIP usually he can listen and interject as he pleases, but they're not hanging out so it's not like he can lean over to try and read her texts

not saying he would


only saying he would, actually, indeed, do that if she let him )

[constellates]

[no she hasn't, because despite all the love anya gets, she never assumes anyone is ever actually in love with her]

no, why would I have?
karkat also barely admits that we're friends...
it's weird to think that he could like me that way

[catsudon]

He could just be shy, I don't know. Not everyone has hang-ups about that stuff, so why would it be weird? Feeling's easier than saying.

( roundaboutly admitting he has hang ups without realising, but it's not actually up for conversation. )

[constellates]

[honestly taking note that yuri proooobably has hang-ups but not sure if she wants to have that conversation over text

putting it off for now]

karkat and I have been friends for a while.... I guess I could ask though ╮(￣ω￣;)╭
I have a feeling I know what his answer will be anyway

[catsudon]

( chances of dealing with that conversation ever: entirely dependent on the circumstances when it's broached. as it is, he's feels less baffled and more amused by both text conversations he's holding. )

I'm pretty sure you're friends with just about everybody. Either way it's fine, I was just curious. Usually people aren't sending me cat pictures covered in interrogations about my friends.

[constellates]

karkat was sending you cat pictures too?
(￣ω￣;) and he just accused people who send cat pictures to be furries....

[aka he just accused yuri of being a furry]

karkat's so funny sometimes ( ´ ∀ `)ノ

[catsudon]

( wts karkat wth are you telling one of his best friends DOES HE NEED TO CHECK WITH DAVE FOR WHAT KARKAT IS SAYING )

He what

[constellates]

oops yuri didn't find it funny
are you going to pick a fight (?・・)σ just kidding it doesn't matter

[catsudon]

I can't tell if you're instigating or not right now

Anyway it sounds like Karkitty has the furry problem if he's not owning up to cat spamming

[constellates]

why would I instigate? ( ・◇・)？

[she probably is instigating without meaning to tbh]

and (´･_･`) why is everyone a furry now....