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ANASTASIA

Hello. Call me Anya. (･ω´-ゞ)^☆

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[oh gosh.

anya's actually cracking up when she gets a text notification instead of a retrospec one, what is this.]

would you have been shook if you explained this to me in public

[like what the fuck it's so innocent, YURI!!!]

[catsudon]

i refuse on principle to go down on public feeds as actually helpful

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for a very genuine person you can be surprisingly dishonest

[catsudon]

and you're trying to set your brother up on a date using a possessed social media app
no one makes sense here
it's fine

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not just trying, succeeding! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
it doesn't seem all that bad anyway. aside from scaring mr. katsuki, there doesn't seem to be any harm so far.

[catsudon]

Jazzercise is scared of his own shadow if he sees it when he crawls out of his den every ground hog's day
i'm not sure he gets to count

( he's totally not finding this freaky. totally. t o t a l l y. )

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Jazzercise?
why not Zumba?

[anya.

focus.]

[catsudon]

Do you think he'd actually run a Zumba class

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isn't it fun to think of? mr. katsuki's energy level going up! you can't be scared when you're Zumbaing

[catsudon]

( he doesn't precisely buy that logic, but what he does buy is that probably Anya can suggest this

and Yuuri might listen

and that would amuse him so )

you should suggest it to him

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(★｀･ω･)ゞ sure

[somebody help yuuri]

[catsudon]

(๑ↀᆺↀ๑)✧ let me know how it goes

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[yeah he's going to get a screencap of the first text]

we should ask dave to take the class with us if he says yes.

[catsudon]

( okay, he grins outright when he sees that, bless you Anya )

you are amazing and that is brilliant
why ask, just bring him along
i'm 60% sure that's how friends work anyway
which i blame on both of you, so it all works out

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a compliment from yuri? ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ wow!
you must really like Zumba.
but that's not untrue
dave is much easier to convince than you are anyway ∩(︶▽︶)∩

[catsudon]

it's not that rare is it?

( sorry to say he has no gauge on this, wrt himself )

i don't really care about Zumba, but there are worse things to do
and i'm not that hard to convince
you both are just ridiculously easy

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rare enough that I'm very happy to get one! ヽ(　･∀･)ﾉ
but people are just so happy when you say yes to them
it's hard for me to not want to go along with their suggestions
don't know why dave is so easy to convince tho
maybe the same?

??? what is this

[catsudon]

people are assholes who'll take advantage of you and toss you away when you're not convenient
okay maybe not everyone
but enough of them
the point is be careful or something
say yes to keep yourself happy not just other people
same to dave
though i'm not sure maybe he just says yes because he thinks its funny
in which case carry on

I thought I knew but then I wrote this tag and then I didn't

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(^～^;)ゞ
and then I got scolded
oops...
but I think you're just worried? even though I'm not sure why, people have been very nice to me! ( ・◇・)？

[is it

maybe because]

oh! I'll never toss you away, yuri!

davai...............

[catsudon]

since i doubt you're going to start worrying, i guess i will instead
consider it outsourced
but seriously, be careful
i'm pretty sure your 'brother' says the same? he seems like he would

pfft
i already knew that, anya
it goes both ways
that's what friends are for

davai to us?? both? help.

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(´•ω•`๑)
if yuri keeps switching between being nice and scolding, I'm going to get confused?
what is the truth?
just kidding! I'll do my best not to give you a reason to worry. (〃￣ω￣〃)ゞ

I'm so proud!
should I send this message to dave?
(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و I'm going to show this message to dave.

[or she'll at least screenshot it to show dave]

someone shout ganba maybe that'll help

[catsudon]

pearl's one of our instructors and you say i'm the confusing one
and good
i'll hold you to that

( some??? how? don't ask how, he's not actually sure how that'd work )

sure, whatever makes you happy
the same thing's true for him

*looks at smudged writing on hand* gumball!!

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well you are (*･▽･*)
scary... don't worry, I promise I'll be [good? no she can't promise that] safe!

wow yuri! (。･o･｡)
I always knew that you were very nice? very sweet, even though you don't like it when people think so
but when you're so honest, it's still very surprising. but in a good way?
my heart feels so warm! I think it's racing a little?（*´▽｀*）I really treasure you

we are now being rained on by lemondrops and gumdrops

[catsudon]

now you just sound like you're describing a heart condition

( ... yeah he has no idea how to respond to the rest of that, that's what he's got. how 2 handle sap, a guide written by yuri plisetsky:

be stymied.

/end guide )

death by sugar

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yuri you gave me a heart condition
(.`･﹏･´.)




just kidding! （。＞ω＜）。

[don't let anya play with people, don't let her do it]

oh! mr. katsuki responded.
I think we're going to get a zumba class ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ

[you're welcome for the change of topic]