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Anastasia "cuddly lion pit" ([personal profile] constellates) wrote2020-01-25 08:03 am

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ANASTASIA
Hello. Call me Anya. (・ω´-ゞ)^☆


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unimpheired: for his car keys. but this time he made it to the valet garage. all the attendants gathered around and watched. (sigh ♚ as usual i had to fight him)

[personal profile] unimpheired 2017-03-07 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think I'm gonna try calling her from one of the landlines at the station.
If my cell phone can misdirect a text, I won't be surprised if if can misdirect a phone call too. So I think a landline might be safer.


[He hopes.]

Is there? Good to know.
I may have to swing by once I'm off, even if she doesn't need anything.
unimpheired: with a can opener. who gave you that brownie? (talk ♚ i just tried to brush my hair)

[personal profile] unimpheired 2017-03-11 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, pretty sure it's because of this app that installed itself the other day.
Can't get rid of it and it's been causing all kinds of problems ever since.


[Like that video. And now all these misfires. He's like 90% sure Retrospec is actually a computer virus.]

Chips that fit on fingers?
unimpheired: a car won. (shock ♚ just saw a bird v squirrel fight)

[personal profile] unimpheired 2017-03-11 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's the one.
Did it do anything weird last month? Or was it just a normal social media app?

Oh! Bugle chips!
Is that some American thing? Eating them off your fingers?


[He never thought to do that before because he is a grown ass man. With no sense of fun.]
unimpheired: never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there is a 1 inch bloody cut on my right pec. (talk ♚ there may be a blood oath)

[personal profile] unimpheired 2017-03-16 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
My little sister's a bigger fan of sweets than I am.

[Now this was the lie that retrospec should have broadcast, honestly. He's a total sweet snacks junkie. But that's not manly, so he can't talk about it. Duh.]