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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-25 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[god!!!!!!!!!

he leans away as Anya leans in, grimacing, cat ears flattening against his head. her dark delight in his suffering wasn't unlike a shark smelling blood in the water.

...

he shakes his head, lips pursed wryly. nuh uh. no. no opening the mouth, nightmare woman.]
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-26 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[..........................

you ever seen a person try to lean back and forward at exactly the same time?

there's a VERY complex series of emotions marching across his face, ranging from Wryly Distressed to Extremely Contented

finally, he manages to collect himself enough to bat her hand away, color flushing his face.]


S-Stop, nya!
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-26 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I-It's just the cat stuff, nya!

[he looks like he wants to die. if anything, this only makes the flush increase.

meanwhile, his tail has settled contentedly, trying to wrap around Anya's leg--

--before he grabs it, holding the deceitful thing in both hands.]


You--! You can't just go around petting people's ears, Anya-nya!
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-26 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Arrgh! You want my attention, nya? You've got it, nya!

[this was ridiculous. there had to be a line somewhere. he couldn't just let himself get endlessly bullied by this devious younger woman!!!

he seems to hesitate for a moment, scowls, frowns, and then finally--
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-26 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[--reaches out and pats HER head, ears and all!!!!!! fuck you turnabout is fair play now!!!!!!!!!!!]

You shot the target well, Anya-nya.

[he ruffles her hair, simultaneously scratching behind her cat ears.]

I'm impressed.
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-26 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[







she's not even

embarrassed??

this is so far beyond asch's understanding of What Women Want as to be in another galaxy.

and so he's just

standing there

petting her like a cat

as he stutters out:]


Y-You're... welcome.

[BACK... FIRE.............]
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-26 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[nnnghhhhh



he's just

pattin'.

...]


...Hey. Has that guy tried to do anything weird to you when you're in his room, nya?
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-26 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[sigh

but he's doing it. he's totally just humoring her, petting her ears and hair.

it also.

feels nice. relaxing.

but he'd rather die than say that.

but at the dismissal of people "liking" her that way, he frowns.]


It's not a matter of people "liking" you that way. Some people just can't be trusted to control themselves around beautiful women.
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-26 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hrmph. You can never be certain.

[it's reasonably clear that Asch trusts Exactly No One, and certainly no other dudes, to behave themselves.

he's still idly petting her when she clicks to what he said—and suddenly, so does he.

mentally, he hastily reviews what he said, inwardly groaning at his neglect of his own phrasing.]


W-Well...

[wait.

what's this.

this is what embarrasses her?]


...Of course. Don't tell me you're that unaware of your own beauty?
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-26 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[her secret is...................

...she's not vain??????????]


If my understanding of your "idol" role is correct, you are a community figure of renowned beauty, poise, and grace, with a number of honed entertainment skills, nya.

But you would be beautiful even if you weren't in that position, Anya-nya.

[stated plainly. he's more flabbergasted that she can't tell. even Natalia knew she looked good, didn't she?

didn't she?????

as he speaks, he stops petting, hand resting casually on the back of her head.

his own ears twitch.]
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-27 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[oh

girl so cute

...

he jolts his hand off her head, coloring gently with embarrassment himself.]


You're... welcome, nya.

[his eyes drift away from her face at duel attention, looking, apparently, for a chance to sabotage himself.]

It's just fact—it's what anyone would say, nya.
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[personal profile] getdrekt 2020-03-27 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...Good.

[she. deserves. happiness.

he's still looking elsewhere, but his tail is languid and relaxed.]


That's good, nya.