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[constellates]

ANASTASIA

Hello. Call me Anya. (･ω´-ゞ)^☆

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text; 3/15ish i guess

[parodeity]

A girl was home alone and she walked downstairs to go and get some midnight snacks because FUCK YEAH midnight snacks what is even the point of being home along if you don't go get those? Nothing was there, but she made herself a stack of pancakes like two feet high and covered them in whipped cream and chocolate chips and went back upstairs to eat breakfast in bed, basically sending out an engraved invitation to all ants in the universe to come hit her up. At I guess noon she woke up to find a little girl standing at the foot of her bed. The little girl went sis why the fuck did you do this now there's an ant invasion, and then some ants with machine guns bust through the door and started shooting and they had to dive out the window and start their action movie saga. Send this to 3 people or else around noonish you're gonna get attacked by ant alien fuckers, and then what will you do?

[constellates]

[for the sake of my inbox please assume anya just sent this to 3 people - including her mother. god.]

done !!!
scary

[parodeity]

i mean if that ever happened yuri and i would form a resistance team and youd be safe dont worry

[constellates]

that is true
but there are many people to save
jade yato dirk jake roxy viktor mr. katsuki
so many

[parodeity]

yeah and i apparently have superspeed
or
something
so maybe ill be a superhero
thats roxys latest theory about whats happening btw
superhero origin stories

[constellates]

exciting !
i am learning more about superheroes
that would be a good direction
is retrospec the evil to fight ?

[parodeity]

possibly????
theyre mostly the confusing nebulous organization to fight so far i guess
technically speaking they havent done anything actively malicious
i GUESS

[constellates]

not malicious
just a little odd
they took horses and i am still worried
but definitely confusing
maybe we can say hello before we fight
and they can explain why they do not like horses

[parodeity]

dirk is still super mad about horses fyi
also
i
would actually be ok with you saying hi to them before a fight
maybe you can get them to join the cult of anya and then everything will be ok?

[constellates]

i would be mad if they took cats
i understand
poor dirk

the cult of anya ?
but i will say hi if you want me to
maybe retrospec can be our friends too

[parodeity]

dude fuck no they cant have cats

also i mean youre very good at getting people on your side
by being you
and niceing them into it
which is a compliment ftr
i admire that about you

[constellates]

we must get horses back
so dirk can be happy again

!!
davechka/davenka is going to make me blush
i am lucky that people are very sweet to me
i will try to see if retrospec will be sweet
and they can share horses again

[parodeity]

if i could magic them back i would tbh

and if they arent sweet
we can fight them i guess
somehow
with the power of friendship and also maybe superpowers

[constellates]

i hope that is your next superpower

i hope not
fighting is harder
should i write them a letter ?
i do not know how to meet retrospec

[parodeity]

im not sure so far they seem to be ignoring us
maybe we can pay for a billboard asking them to tea or smth

[constellates]

tea would be good
and we can get sweets
teatime with retrospec
an invitation

[parodeity]

maybe if we have you write the invite theyll actually show up???
if not at least we get tea and sweets

[constellates]

i do not know if they will but i can try
am i writing a full billboard ?
i will need help
and a synonym dictionary

[just wait for the full irony to sink in]

*thesaurus

[parodeity]

yeah although it can just be like a tagline with like
a huge picture of our tea setup/us
i have no idea

i like synonym dictionary better

[constellates]

that sounds very warm
and welcoming
and i would need a synonym dictionary for more words

but i think it will work
we will save up to buy a billboard

[parodeity]

yeah i think theyre a few thousand dollars?
i looked it up earlier this month for
completely unrelated reasons actually
of needing to inform people i have dibs on haunting yuri from beyond the grave

[constellates]

that is a lot of money
if we are buying a big board
we should put both messages
so we can invite retrospec and let people know that you have dibs on haunting yuri
very important

[parodeity]

that sounds good
i mean hell we can always see if other people have billboard messages to give
and make them chip in to have some of our space as well

[constellates]

it will be a very full billboard
with a lot of people saying what they need
i like it

[parodeity]

then its a plan stan
and on that note i will try not to send you too much more creepypasta in the future
maybe if i get a sweet chainmail ill send it your way though