ic groupchat: dancer trio.

[constellates]

[ the text groupchat of cats, memes, and cat memes

NAME:
Dancer Trio

MEMBERS:
Anastasia Vasiliev
Dave Strider
Yuri Plisetsky

IMAGE:


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2/12 why am i first

[parodeity]

[ it's easier to do this to both of them at once? ]

so i guess i have valentines plans now
as in jade
as in were dating?
heads up

because yuri only starts bitching tomorrow tbh

[catsudon]

oh
good
it's official
a+ no further pining incoming

( not realised: no, but this means increasing flirting and that will possibly also drive you bonkers, son )

2/13 @ 6:30AM also because if this was first i'd just cry

[catsudon]

I KNOW YOU DID THIS
I DONT KNOW IF IT WAS ONE OR BOTH OF YOU
BUT I KNOW IT WAS YOU

this chat will just be yuri bitching and dave and anya laughing

[constellates]

(*･▽･*) jade told me already!!
it finally happened
°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
congratulations!!

[one of these people are a lot more excited than the other]

[constellates]

we agreed to share the blame ∩(︶▽︶)∩

[proudly

as if that was the point of contention here]

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ now we all have dates for valentine's day!

[yaaaaaaay]

[catsudon]

did you happen to willfully neglect the point where I WAS NOT LOOKING FOR A DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY

2/15

[catsudon]

hands up who's going for discount candy day

[constellates]

(｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ let's go let's go! after practice?!

[catsudon]

when else? my shift's later tonight for closing so w/e bring on the candy rain

I GOT SO BUSY MODWISE I'M SO SORRY GUYS...

[parodeity]

hey
wow
no ones even going to bother to act like this is a shocker are they

LUCY YOU'RE FINE LAKJSD

[catsudon]

i can do an imitation of shocked

dave! you're dating? and it's jade? sure i've met her like two times but at least one of those makes me go wow! never saw that coming!

how was that

[parodeity]

yeah
i mean we 100% willfully neglected that fact was that not obvious from the date notif

[catsudon]

practical jokes are supposed to have limits

LIMITS THAT DONT INVOLVE SETTING ME UP ON DATES WHERE ONLY ONE PERSON, WHO IS NOT ME, WANTS TO BE THERE

[parodeity]

raises hand in the air waves it like i just dont care
i had zero plans so my time is now yours
how much do you think we can carry between the three of us
trick question ill drive us

[catsudon]

not the question is how much will we fit in the car
and if we have to refrain from referring to this as a sweet ride or not

[parodeity]

when the fuck do you two plan to get crushes on people so i can properly drag you in return
these odds are completely stacked against me here wtf

[parodeity]

relax you can think of it as a friend date
maybe theyll agree to wear a dave mask

[catsudon]

when i have time to care ig
anya's only thirst is for other people's romance so you're probably sol there too sorry

[parodeity]

ok regardless of what im driving
its obviously a sweet ride
simply because i am driving it
and anything i drive or ride is a sweet ride
the driver makes the ride not the ride the driver keep up man

[parodeity]

ok fine but someday youre going to fulfill my best bro wingman fantasies so help me god
i would be the BEST wingman and you guys having a tragic life in romance
is really putting a cramp in that style

[catsudon]

ive talked with her
she signed up for this willingly
she is happy
i am going to kill you both

( because they're two people who know he will at least TRY not to make this shitty for someone who Genuinely Cares, even when he Genuinely Doesn't )

[catsudon]

tuned out at the first driving sorry not sorry
all im thinking about is that sweet candy
and i don't even need it
i just find the sales appealing on a very basic level

[parodeity]

im sorry did you just say you dont need candy
who even are you

[catsudon]

sure that's what lifelong friendships are for

( better be PREPARED TO WAIT, DAVE icon is sappy because lifelong friends

YEAH OKAY

u & anya can suffer this forever )

[catsudon]

someone with willpower