ic groupchat: dancer trio.

[constellates]

[ the text groupchat of cats, memes, and cat memes

NAME:
Dancer Trio

MEMBERS:
Anastasia Vasiliev
Dave Strider
Yuri Plisetsky

IMAGE:


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2/12 why am i first

[parodeity]

[ it's easier to do this to both of them at once? ]

so i guess i have valentines plans now
as in jade
as in were dating?
heads up

because yuri only starts bitching tomorrow tbh

[catsudon]

oh
good
it's official
a+ no further pining incoming

( not realised: no, but this means increasing flirting and that will possibly also drive you bonkers, son )

this chat will just be yuri bitching and dave and anya laughing

[constellates]

(*･▽･*) jade told me already!!
it finally happened
°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
congratulations!!

[one of these people are a lot more excited than the other]

2/13 @ 6:30AM also because if this was first i'd just cry

[catsudon]

I KNOW YOU DID THIS
I DONT KNOW IF IT WAS ONE OR BOTH OF YOU
BUT I KNOW IT WAS YOU

[constellates]

we agreed to share the blame ∩(︶▽︶)∩

[proudly

as if that was the point of contention here]

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ now we all have dates for valentine's day!

[yaaaaaaay]

[catsudon]

did you happen to willfully neglect the point where I WAS NOT LOOKING FOR A DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY

2/15

[catsudon]

hands up who's going for discount candy day

[constellates]

(｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ let's go let's go! after practice?!

[catsudon]

when else? my shift's later tonight for closing so w/e bring on the candy rain

3/2

[parodeity]

yo i wont be in school today but will probs be at practice

completely unrelated to that topic
have either of you noticed any
changes to your person or anything
asking for a friend

[catsudon]

so they're related

I haven't personally but so far none of the weird memory or other things have been happening to me
What hit you today
Do i need to walk into Retrospec offices again

[parodeity]

[ he'll attach a selfie! it is a normal selfie of dave although he looks pretty neutral, but also his eyes are bright brilliant anime blood-red HAHA OOPS. ]

just didnt want to deal with why are you wearing weird contacts or smth
for the record
they are not contacts
and im pretty sure this isnt pink eye????

3/7 | after yuri's cat plush deliveries

[constellates]

who are Yuri's Angels ♥
dave why are we not part of Yuri's Angels
there is a fan club without us?
??????????????
how

[parodeity]

thats what i want to know
how are we not president and vp????
yuri wtf are you cheating on us?

[catsudon]

wth are you both drunk? what are you talking about

3/15

[constellates]

dave help
yuratchka is trying to kidnap me

[is she texting this while trying to hide out somewhere in the school to avoid auditions



yes]

[parodeity]

i need a cute russian nickname
also
???????
yuri why are you trying to kidnap anya

4/9

[catsudon]

okay so... has anyone else noticed Pearl's being weird the last week or w/e
weird in a different than her usual hardass ballet instructor weird way

[constellates]

a little bit
like something has changed ?

5/4 back...dated. look.

[parodeity]

just checking in but everyone is doing ok despite this trainwreck of a whatever right
be careful around bugs and animals i guess???

[constellates]

doing ok
polaris has not eaten anya yet
what is it like for dave to be small now
different ?

5/11 text forwarddated just so i don't forget ok

[parodeity]

well that was stupid
anyway
heads up ig before it comes up in person
that i have lost some weight apparently but not a big deal just like
it was an overnight thing dont worry

[constellates]

too late
now worrying
do you know why ?

09/02 text

[parodeity]

hey remember how i was supposed to have a single dorm
i super dont
also
kinda awkwardly know way too much about the dude im dorming with

how is everyone elses day going

[catsudon]

my first day back at the inkwell working with the guy i forgot about was him going "so you and anya are an item"

nastenka who have you been telling

but davenka is this someone from your hallucinomemories because that's what it sounds like
is it the good kind of someone or the someone whose ass i need Nastenka to kick