ic groupchat: dancer trio.

[constellates]

[ the text groupchat of cats, memes, and cat memes

NAME:
Dancer Trio

MEMBERS:
Anastasia Vasiliev
Dave Strider
Yuri Plisetsky

IMAGE:


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because yuri only starts bitching tomorrow tbh

[catsudon]

oh
good
it's official
a+ no further pining incoming

( not realised: no, but this means increasing flirting and that will possibly also drive you bonkers, son )

this chat will just be yuri bitching and dave and anya laughing

[constellates]

(*･▽･*) jade told me already!!
it finally happened
°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
congratulations!!

[one of these people are a lot more excited than the other]

I GOT SO BUSY MODWISE I'M SO SORRY GUYS...

[parodeity]

hey
wow
no ones even going to bother to act like this is a shocker are they

LUCY YOU'RE FINE LAKJSD

[catsudon]

i can do an imitation of shocked

dave! you're dating? and it's jade? sure i've met her like two times but at least one of those makes me go wow! never saw that coming!

how was that

[parodeity]

when the fuck do you two plan to get crushes on people so i can properly drag you in return
these odds are completely stacked against me here wtf

[catsudon]

when i have time to care ig
anya's only thirst is for other people's romance so you're probably sol there too sorry

[parodeity]

ok fine but someday youre going to fulfill my best bro wingman fantasies so help me god
i would be the BEST wingman and you guys having a tragic life in romance
is really putting a cramp in that style

[catsudon]

sure that's what lifelong friendships are for

( better be PREPARED TO WAIT, DAVE icon is sappy because lifelong friends

YEAH OKAY

u & anya can suffer this forever )

LATELY SECONDING THE LUCY YOU'RE FINE

[constellates]

[this is the greatest thing to ever come back to]

(*/▽＼*) it's the best when yuri gets all cute!

but maybe I'll try harder to have a romance life so you can wingman, dave (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

[something about that is backwards]

[parodeity]

i mean you dont have to try harder
im sure you guys will fall in love SOMEDAY
surely
if not then whatever you dont
ill find ways to fill the hole in my heart

[catsudon]

anya you realise that starts with going
"oh i want to hold hands with someone because i want to kiss them"
you've got a long way to go

( says yuri, who has zero ground to talk. )

fill it with sappy bullshit with jade & your family
that's a recommendation?
glad youre happy man

[constellates]

?? yuri's giving me dating advice?
I didn't know you had experience (?・・)σ

yuri and I can also partake in the sappiness!!
we're really glad for you, dave (≧∇≦*) I've been waiting for years!

[parodeity]

wait
what
years???
you cant be serious right
goddamnit dont tell me dirk was right and everyone fucking knew before me because thats just plain sad

also obviously yuri is a smooth operator

[catsudon]

the smoothest everyone slides right out of my sphere of giving a shit
except you two
plus jade now i guess that's how it works

also everyone knew before you did can confirm

[constellates]

oh (´• ω •`)
I wasn't going to tell you but now it's too late

[parodeity]

you guys are terrible and if i didnt love you so much id hate you
if i ever worked up to hating anyone which i generally dont
but not really

so anyway now youre up to date