[ anya and hunter gonna be besties ]

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there will be a shitpost here once i find a relevant one

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[counterclocked]

[There is a very long moment where he debates with himself about asking her not to call it that, but it's fine. Anya is valid in all things. Either way, he's looking very pink!!]

Y-Yeah, it's... She's amazing. I've been really lucky to be with somebody like her. [...] Did you manage to convince Beau to talk to Peach?

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[people need to stop letting anya get away with things

that said she's just going to make a happy little noise as she notes hunter's blush:] You are so sweet to her... Счастливый. She is lucky to have you too.

[VERY IMPORTANT that she says that to hunter too]

Mm... I try - but I think right now is not good time. But Beau said at very end at least, there is chance. So we will have to make sure she does it then.

[time to INTERVENE]

[counterclocked]

I hope so, at least.

[Moving! On!]

Yeah. If we both tell her to, it'll be harder for her to say no, right?

[can't believe they're going to tag team for the sake of beau's love life]

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[she nods, easily]

Да! She will not be able to. It is important, and good for her. If Beau likes someone, they would be lucky to know, too.

[though she seems to think of something that makes her hesitate - and laughs a little]

Ah, it will be fun.

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[He notices that, and he tilts his head.]

What is it?

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[hmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

she seems to be pondering on whether she should even ask - before she does:]

Does Hunter think I would be heartbreaker?

[counterclocked]

...What?

[After a second:]

No, of course I don't. Why?

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[she nods!!!!! in agreement!!]

Me too! "Why?"

But Meltryllis, Osamu, and Beau all say I am...

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[He hears that list of people, and... He doesn't want her to think he's laughing at her, but he looks amused all the same.]

I think they must be teasing.

[constellates]

[hmmmm

she still pouts]

But why tease.... Beau says there are boys who like me - but I do not know who?

[zenitsu, who will literally stab a man for looking at anya the wrong way:
jl, who literally fainted from hets earlier that day:]

[counterclocked]

[Immediately:]

Uh, it's definitely Jin Ling.

[oh my god]

[constellates]

[oh

my god

she blinks]

Быстро... So fast...

[hOW DID HE KNOW!!!!!]

[counterclocked]

Didn't he, like, pass out when he was talking to you earlier?

[which honestly could have been from a number of reasons but he's here to mess with jl anyways]

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[she nods... like she's thinking about it...]

Больной? I thought he was sick - because his soul was hurt.

[counterclocked]

I mean, you're probably also right about that.

[hunter]

Well - okay, let's see. What did you say to him right before it happened?

[constellates]

[i love hunter so much]

I said... [what did she say - ] Ah! That I hope we can call each other Nastenka and A-Ling in future. Близкие друзья. Names for close friends and family.

[




what else anya]

Oh, and I think I winked at him to play a little.

[counterclocked]

...And you think he blacked out because he was sick? Just, out of nowhere?

[anya

sweetie]

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Красный. Mm... His face was red for a long time while we talked...

I thought he was embarrassed... but maybe he was sick?

[she will not mention that she found it very funny that he was embarrassed so she was trying to make it worse, a little]

[counterclocked]

[A long moment passes.]

Can I ask you a favor?

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[she nods]

Да. Of course.

[i would love for her to not agree so fast and with no conditions]

[counterclocked]

Please don't date him, he sucks and he doesn't deserve you.

[THAT'S NOT A FAVOR]

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[hoLY SHIT]

Eh?

[???????????????]

Внезапное! I am surprised.... [shE DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING] But - please do not say he is bad....

[she's so defensive of her friends, even to her other friends]

[counterclocked]

...I won't say he's bad.

[he will definitely think that though]

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[ . . . she frowns and tilts her head.]

I do not know if he likes me like that.... but I think he is very good person.

Дерзкий. Sometimes... does not say things right, or will be angry for wrong reason - but his heart is always thinking of helping.

And he said he would try to be better to me now...

[ . . . ]

Do not know if will date - but I do not want you to think he is mean on purpose.

[counterclocked]

...He's not mean on purpose to you.

[He looks like he's considering saying something else, but he thinks better of it.]

Just be careful. That's all.