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[constellates]

ANASTASIA

Hello. Call me Anya. (･ω´-ゞ)^☆

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3/12 but pls feel free to reply at ur leisure

[alienates]

Ok so Anya.
I am going to hit you up with a completely hypothetical situation here. Just ride this one out with me here.
You know all of those visions people are getting?
Or hallucinamemorwhateverthefuck I can't keep up with these code names for it. ANYWAY.
Like how you suddenly know Russian?
How crazy would it be if someone started to get some that like, implied that they were not human?
Would you consider that just Saturday morning anime levels of crazy or guy who wears trench coats to school crazy?
Or somewhere in between?

[constellates]

karkat thinks he might not be human? is that right?
is this a furry joke
if it is not then i do not think it is crazy
and i will love you just as much as i love rom and com

[she just

assumes

he'd be a cat]

[alienates]

[ karkat should have known that the furry thing would bite him in the ass more than it has already bitten him in the ass ]

Wait
Why are you bring them up?
Anya I'm not an actual cat!!

[constellates]

but you could be
if not a cat then what are you in your hallucinomemories?

[alienates]

Ok so don't laugh?
But they are sort of implying that I'm...... an alien or something.

[constellates]

does it worry you ?
is that why i should not laugh
it will be ok

[alienates]

Well it is several layers of concerning, ranging from "holy fucking shit" to "people may think I am alienkin now"
But who knows what any of these hallucinomemes or
Whatever the fuck people are calling them
Even means?

[constellates]

hallucinomemories
i do not know what they mean
but in the one that i had i did speak russian and japanese but i did not think anything of it
if you are an alien would that be terrible ?

[she loves him unconditionally so

she mostly just wants to be here to support him through whatever he feels]

[alienates]

It's sort of a major change.
Like... consider this.
If you're an alien that means you're from a completely different planet??
So there's this whole other culture you don't know about like maybe billions of light years away from Earth??
What if it turns out I actually am one and that on my planet we breathe fucking sulfur or something and then one day I wake up and I can't breathe oxygen and I DIE

[constellates]

it was exciting until you died
that is not allowed
what should we do ?

[alienates]

I have no idea since we're just making blind guesses at this point.
But thanks for banning me from dying, I was worried until you said that.

[constellates]

if it helps all changes have appeared
smaller ?
so i do not think you would not be able to breathe suddenly
but it is scary to think of

[alienates]

Alright but if that does happen then you need to make sure Rom and Com find good homes because I do not trust my dad to keep them after I kick the bucket.

[constellates]

rom and com would come with me
that is a fact
but do not talk about it like that !

[alienates]

OH
Let's put my dead alien thing on pause for a second here.
I just remembered. Did I ever tell you that Com's pregnant?

[constellates]

only one second
but
!!!!!!!
you did not
do i get to see kittens soon

[alienates]

I'll invite you over when they're born.
And Yuri too because he might cry if I deprive him of newborn kittens or something.

[constellates]

yuratchka crying sounds terrible
i do not know what that would look like
my heart hurts
put the pictures in furchat and we will run over

[FURCHAT HELL YEAH.]

[alienates]

I don't know what it would look like and if I am completely honest I am now kind of curious BUT
I'll be nice and just introduce you to them when they're born.

[constellates]

please do not make yuratchka cry i would be sad too
but please do !!! i am excited now
that is good news today

[alienates]

Yeah, kittens are a lot better than suffocating on oxygen because of weird alien biology.

[constellates]

back to that
you do not know for sure if you are an alien
and if you will not be able to breathe air
but you are worrying me now

[alienates]

Ok let's assume that is the worst case scenario .
But also, if I am an alien I probably don't actually look like this?
What if I have four heads.
WHAT IF I HAVE NO HEADS???

[constellates]

if you have no heads
how did you see your hallucinomemory ?
you would need eyes ?

1/2

[alienates]

[ he opens his mouth

closes it

puts his phone down, gets up, walks out of his room and goes to the kitchen. karkat opens his fridge? gets out some apple juice, grabs a cup, and pours it in.

he takes a sip. and then another, longer sip, before downing the glass and putting the rest of the juice jug in the fridge. karkat takes time to wash the cup and then sets it down to dry. he stays there for a moment after, staring blankly at the wall. there's a spot where the paint is peeling, they should touch that up soon? maybe remodel. he isn't sure if they're allowed to remodel an apartment.

after all of this, karkat feels ready to return to his room. he walks back, sits back down on his bed and picks up the phone again. ]