No reception here but whatever Got pulled into a portal by some monsters but I'm fine Dave and some other people here too We're in a doctor's office or something?? Colors are normal here so we're probably far away I'll keep you updated! Stay saaaafe! (/^▽^)/
[ And now a picture of Carmen while she's asleep... ]
Still in the waiting room I got to practice Russian with Miss Carmen! She's so cool and nice ♡✧( ु•⌄• ) Do you know her? She knows you! She taught me words I'll probably never use like страховая компания [insurance company] and иск [claims] She said my accent is good! I know it's because I have the best teacher (´▽`) Since I have time I might as well practice lots and surprise you when I get back (•̀ᴗ•́)و See yoouuu!
[ And here's a selfie... He's in a little waiting room crammed with ten other people looking ten different levels of bored. At least there's a magazine rack and a vending machine in the corner. ]
I will type to you today in Russian! It is slow because my phone is dog mess but I have much time. This is Elizabeth! I made her hot ice cream before. Hot like hot for mouth but still cold. When she touches things they become weapons. Amazing!!! Super cool!!! (〃・ω・)
I dreamed yesterday. Other me was very worried. He did not see his friend for one month and fought much so he could see her. I have many seeings(??) of this girl but I do not know well who she is. Strange!
I am still in same room. That is dog mess too. (´-ι_-`)
Penelope! She does music for fun and computers for work. If we need website help we can go to her? She has gun she gave to Kaiba. They are friends? I am surprised he has friends.
Still in same room. Many days since I last saw Anya. I hope you are safe! Big hug when I see you again. Hugs of many days all in one!!
Emil A cheater? His hair still goes kira kira after many days... He is milk. His hand was cheese and we took it off and it was okay? Also strange! So many days here. I will go crazy. Maybe we will never leave? But you would not get my words so that is not okay. We will leave soon!! I feel!!! Or else we will have no food and eating people is not as much okay. LOL
[ So it's been almost a week and he's still stuck in this room. Dave mentioned that time was passing faster than anyone realized back home. Maybe by the time they get out of here, months will have passed back home? With nothing to distract him, the memories of another life wallow and fester in his mind. ]
Are you still back home? I've been gone for a while. I've missed a few work appointments I booked, but if the monsters are still running around, maybe no one will be too mad. If the monster situation is already figured out, then you need someone else to take over for me for a while. Just long enough to figure out all the meetings and stuff I already have scheduled. We can't leave them hanging and burn all those bridges this early on!!
That's my advice, but you probably don't like it. The truth is, I don't really like it either. I want to be with you every step of the way. I love working at the Inkwell, but I love helping you achieve your dreams even more. I've always been good at getting hired and making an impression, but getting you hired and making an impression for you has been my most fulfilling work. I think you might be the only person in the world who would give me that chance, and you gave it so easily. I hope you know how much that means to me.
Wow that got kind of serious huh?? Go away mood clouds!! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ Nothing's happening still so don't worry! This is the power of boredom, I guess. Byyyye! ☆
[ Another selfie that he may as well have copy/pasted if not for the slightly different positions of the people in the background. Why does he bother... ]
Is it weird that I say that if I'm a god too? Whoops!! It's a hard habit to kick. c(゚^ ゚ ) Anyway now we're in another bigger lab full of monster lab experiments and stuff! Still not super great, but at least we don't feel so boxed in anymore! There's plenty of room to jump around and lots of stuff to see. I got paired up with Shouto to explore! He goes to your school. Maybe you know him?? He's also an actor! Wow!! Recolle High is full of so much talent!!
I also hung out with Dave for a while and look at what we found! TA-DAAAA It's my birthday today! I totally managed to forget even though I had all that time to sit around and remember. Teehee, I'm such a klutz! ~☆ The cake is alright, but it would taste better if you were here to have a slice too. Your birthday's coming up soon, isn't it? I'll get you two cakes to make up for it!
[ A picture of a fox with an elaborate makeshift eyepatch and a little rolled up business card mimicking a cigarette sticking out of its mouth. The fox is posing very majestically and it looks exactly like how you'd imagine a fox mob boss. ]
[ more selfies of snake Yato and his dumb animal friends which include Juzobear, Elizabethbunny, Davecat, and Emilpeacock, boba don't have time for this nonsense ]
Oh thank god I have hands again We're out of the lab now! You wouldn't believe where we ended up.
[ Attached are multiple pictures of what appears to be a space station and outer space itself, which is really just an expanse of black filled with undiluted starlight. ]
Cool, huh? I know you would love to be here. I'm trying to appreciate the view, but all I can think about is how I'm farther from you and home than ever. What are we working toward if we're just going away? I guess I'm finally starting to feel homesick. Maybe? I've never felt that before. I just really wanna go back. I'll try to enjoy everything as much as I can so I can tell you all about it later. This is a once in a lifetime event and all!
p.s. can you believe my stupid phone wasn't able to send a single message while we were making our way up here? Technology sucks
Anyway it looks like you got pulled into a portal too You'll have to tell me all about your adventures! I worry about you, of course, but if you've got Yasu with you then I can rest easier. And I'm sure you're taking care of him too!
As for me, it looks like I'm going somewhere snowy with Carmen and Emil. It's connected to the space station and I have no idea how it works but This sphinx lady named Surina said we're in "unreality", where time and space mix and other worlds are pulled together LOL that crazy Surina Saying crazy stuff Here's a picture of her!
[ Surina! She's smiling awkwardly as Yato cozies up with her for a selfie. ]
Anyway we're heading out now! Surina hooked us up with a sled and dogs and winter gear and everything. I have no idea why a sphinx would have sled dogs Am I racist for thinking that Σ(・_・)
DESTROYED some penguins today In a good way though, you'd be proud! (•̀ᴗ•́)و It's super cold but I think we're almost done here Once we find all these parts we've been looking for, Surina says we'll have an awesome ship That means home!! I think I feel a little less cold when I think of Anya's hugs ♡( ु•⌄•)
[ A selfie of Yato with a backdrop of what looks like aggressively riverdancing penguins... ]
OMG OMG OMG LOOK AT OUR NEW RIDE!!! IT'S JUST LIKE THAT SHOW YOU KNOW THE ONE EEEEEEEEEEE I JUST SHOT LASERS OUT OF OUR FACE SPENDING TIME WITH ANYA IS STILL #1 BUT THIS IS A CLOSE #2
THERE'S THIS ALIEN HERE BUT BRB WE'RE GONNA WRECK HIM SEE YOU SOON!!! ❤
8/3; to be received 24th probably
Got pulled into a portal by some monsters but I'm fine
Dave and some other people here too
We're in a doctor's office or something?? Colors are normal here so we're probably far away
I'll keep you updated! Stay saaaafe! (/^▽^)/
[ And a selfie! ]
8/4
Did some puzzle bs and now we're in a waiting room staring at each other
I'M
SO
B O R E D
。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。
Dave brought his phone charger though so at least I can still talk to you!
Hey
Heeeey
Look at Dave's sleeping face (〃・ω・)
[ pic like this but with different clothes and probably no sword idk ]
8/5
Still in the waiting room
I got to practice Russian with Miss Carmen! She's so cool and nice ♡✧( ु•⌄• )
Do you know her? She knows you!
She taught me words I'll probably never use like страховая компания [insurance company] and иск [claims]
She said my accent is good! I know it's because I have the best teacher (´▽`)
Since I have time I might as well practice lots and surprise you when I get back (•̀ᴗ•́)و
See yoouuu!
[ And here's a selfie... He's in a little waiting room crammed with ten other people looking ten different levels of bored. At least there's a magazine rack and a vending machine in the corner. ]
8/6
I will type to you today in Russian!
It is slow because my phone is dog mess but I have much time.
This is Elizabeth! I made her hot ice cream before. Hot like hot for mouth but still cold.
When she touches things they become weapons. Amazing!!! Super cool!!! (〃・ω・)
I dreamed yesterday. Other me was very worried. He did not see his friend for one month and fought much so he could see her. I have many seeings(??) of this girl but I do not know well who she is. Strange!
I am still in same room. That is dog mess too. (´-ι_-`)
8/7
Penelope! She does music for fun and computers for work. If we need website help we can go to her?
She has gun she gave to Kaiba. They are friends? I am surprised he has friends.
Still in same room. Many days since I last saw Anya. I hope you are safe! Big hug when I see you again. Hugs of many days all in one!!
8/8
Emil
A cheater? His hair still goes kira kira after many days...
He is milk. His hand was cheese and we took it off and it was okay? Also strange!
So many days here. I will go crazy. Maybe we will never leave?
But you would not get my words so that is not okay.
We will leave soon!! I feel!!!
Or else we will have no food and eating people is not as much okay. LOL
8/9
Are you still back home?
I've been gone for a while. I've missed a few work appointments I booked, but if the monsters are still running around, maybe no one will be too mad.
If the monster situation is already figured out, then you need someone else to take over for me for a while. Just long enough to figure out all the meetings and stuff I already have scheduled. We can't leave them hanging and burn all those bridges this early on!!
That's my advice, but you probably don't like it. The truth is, I don't really like it either. I want to be with you every step of the way.
I love working at the Inkwell, but I love helping you achieve your dreams even more. I've always been good at getting hired and making an impression, but getting you hired and making an impression for you has been my most fulfilling work.
I think you might be the only person in the world who would give me that chance, and you gave it so easily. I hope you know how much that means to me.
Wow that got kind of serious huh?? Go away mood clouds!! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
Nothing's happening still so don't worry! This is the power of boredom, I guess. Byyyye! ☆
[ Another selfie that he may as well have copy/pasted if not for the slightly different positions of the people in the background. Why does he bother... ]
8/10
WE FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE ROOM!!! THANK GOD
Is it weird that I say that if I'm a god too? Whoops!! It's a hard habit to kick. c(゚^ ゚ )
Anyway now we're in another bigger lab full of monster lab experiments and stuff!
Still not super great, but at least we don't feel so boxed in anymore! There's plenty of room to jump around and lots of stuff to see.
I got paired up with Shouto to explore! He goes to your school. Maybe you know him?? He's also an actor! Wow!! Recolle High is full of so much talent!!
I also hung out with Dave for a while and look at what we found! TA-DAAAA
It's my birthday today! I totally managed to forget even though I had all that time to sit around and remember. Teehee, I'm such a klutz! ~☆
The cake is alright, but it would taste better if you were here to have a slice too.
Your birthday's coming up soon, isn't it? I'll get you two cakes to make up for it!
Whoops, gotta get back to work. See you soooon!
8/11
No hands
No siri
Only tail
Miss you bye
8/12
Souji
8/13-15
8/16
We're out of the lab now! You wouldn't believe where we ended up.
[ Attached are multiple pictures of what appears to be a space station and outer space itself, which is really just an expanse of black filled with undiluted starlight. ]
Cool, huh? I know you would love to be here.
I'm trying to appreciate the view, but all I can think about is how I'm farther from you and home than ever. What are we working toward if we're just going away?
I guess I'm finally starting to feel homesick. Maybe? I've never felt that before. I just really wanna go back.
I'll try to enjoy everything as much as I can so I can tell you all about it later. This is a once in a lifetime event and all!
p.s. can you believe my stupid phone wasn't able to send a single message while we were making our way up here? Technology sucks
8/16 still
DID YOU GO OVER A WATERFALL????????? THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE YOU AND YASU
AAFGSBKNBBF
911 DOESN'T WORK
WHERE ARE OUR TAX DOLLARS GOING
I'LL SUE THE PRESIDENT
OH
I THINK I SEE YOU AGAIN
Dancing
I'm gonna go lie down
8/17: electric livebloogaloo
You'll have to tell me all about your adventures!
I worry about you, of course, but if you've got Yasu with you then I can rest easier.
And I'm sure you're taking care of him too!
As for me, it looks like I'm going somewhere snowy with Carmen and Emil. It's connected to the space station and I have no idea how it works but
This sphinx lady named Surina said we're in "unreality", where time and space mix and other worlds are pulled together
LOL that crazy Surina
Saying crazy stuff
Here's a picture of her!
[ Surina! She's smiling awkwardly as Yato cozies up with her for a selfie. ]
Anyway we're heading out now! Surina hooked us up with a sled and dogs and winter gear and everything.
I have no idea why a sphinx would have sled dogs
Am I racist for thinking that Σ(・_・)
[ dogs!! ]
8/18
In a good way though, you'd be proud! (•̀ᴗ•́)و
It's super cold but I think we're almost done here
Once we find all these parts we've been looking for, Surina says we'll have an awesome ship
That means home!! I think
I feel a little less cold when I think of Anya's hugs ♡( ु•⌄•)
[ A selfie of Yato with a backdrop of what looks like aggressively riverdancing penguins... ]
8/24
LOOK AT OUR NEW RIDE!!!
IT'S JUST LIKE THAT SHOW YOU KNOW THE ONE
EEEEEEEEEEE I JUST SHOT LASERS OUT OF OUR FACE
SPENDING TIME WITH ANYA IS STILL #1 BUT THIS IS A CLOSE #2
THERE'S THIS ALIEN HERE BUT BRB WE'RE GONNA WRECK HIM
SEE YOU SOON!!! ❤