ic groupchat: dancer trio.

[constellates]

[ the text groupchat of cats, memes, and cat memes

NAME:
Dancer Trio

MEMBERS:
Anastasia Vasiliev
Dave Strider
Yuri Plisetsky

IMAGE:


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Comments

[parodeity]

im with yuri on this one actually
although
maybe dial back the kidnapping angle?
how about this anya
well audition with you
ill rap some shakespeare out why the fuck not
we can practice any lines w/ you too

[constellates]

is it possible to rap shakespeare

[STILL NOT COMING OUT OF HIDING]

[catsudon]

it's absolutely possible
and it's not a kidnapping she's just using that word
like yelling fire in a movie theatre
it's marching her to the auditions

[parodeity]

i mean you can come see if its possible
hell i can set my rap to an original dave strider music track for my audition
you dont want to miss that do you

[constellates]

i do not want to miss it
but i do not want to audition
trouble

[she's looking for "problem" but that's close enough right]

[catsudon]

you're sure right you're trouble
but the problem you're seeing isn't real
you will go
we'll take you
or i'll carry you through the doors myself

[parodeity]

i think yuris right this time anya
stagefright sucks but the best way to deal with it is just to go do a thing w/ friends i think
well be right there being idiots with you
not that we will be being idiots
i mean i apparently will be since i will full on rap shakespeare audition for you
but im sure you and yuri will be like brilliant rather than ridiculous

[constellates]

[the next text takes a while

probably because anya and yuri are playing a game of cat and mouse in the school but eventually]

davechka/davenka is much more patient than yuratchka
did you know that yuratchka could actually carry a person
i thought it was a joke ?
it is not

i think we will meet you at the auditorium he does not trust me anymore
he is making a face even as i text
you can still save me davechka/davenka

[yeah she's been caught]