ic groupchat: dancer trio.

[constellates]

[ the text groupchat of cats, memes, and cat memes

NAME:
Dancer Trio

MEMBERS:
Anastasia Vasiliev
Dave Strider
Yuri Plisetsky

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Comments

[constellates]

that is something that was in a mouth
still gross
you do not know which mouth
worse !

[catsudon]

it's ten times better because you don't stick
and if you don't want to bathe after using public transit every day i don't know either of you

[parodeity]

i literally just use myself as transit these days its easier
but wow what other secret friendship standards are we being held to

[catsudon]

some of us mere mortals rely on public transit
or our feet
running place to place takes impossibly long rn
and idk hundreds let me make them up then go "yes i, who totally has had friends before, have all these standards"

[parodeity]

i can piggyback you places if you want

[constellates]

even more reliable than chocobos

[parodeity]

im prettier too

[catsudon]

davenka be my steed

[constellates]

anya will trumpet your arrival

[catsudon]

why is it you don't call yourself nastenka

[constellates]

it sounds
inner middled ?
no
what is the word

self centered !

[catsudon]

talking about yourself in third person at all is weird
are you allergic to the words "i" and "me" or "myself" or w/e

[constellates]

picky ...

[catsudon]

and?

[parodeity]

isnt it a japanese thing to talk in the third person
also im only being a steed if i get apples

i.................. throws up hands and leaves 5ever

[catsudon]

what kind of shitty dave rider would i be if i don't keep you well supplied in apples?
also i wouldnt know re japanese things nastenka confirm/deny

[constellates]

maybe ?
anya is half so that could be half true

does davenka have a favorite apple
i never asked
granny smith ?
fuji ?

i cant believe yuri says these things to dave

[parodeity]

the kind who wouldnt get free rides obviously

also i like all apples
but
red ones?
theyre kinda bitter but i like them
fuji is good tho
granny smiths are kinda bitter

somebody save them

[constellates]

take notes yuratchka

HE SAYS SHIT TO ANYA TOO i say in my amended comment

[catsudon]

i think apple bribes counts as a form of payment fam

wait so if we qualify bitterness of apples
what is the difference in the bitter of a good red apple and a good granny smiths?

YURI, THAT'S GAY for dave, not for anya. it's just cute for anya say more cute shit

[parodeity]

bribes dont count as payment theyre freely given bribes that you are contractually obligated to give

also like granny smiths are more like sour bitter
red apples are more hard bitter?

gay and cute are what we're here for

[constellates]

hard vs sour bitter ?
not sure if i understand
how can a flavor be hard ?

[parodeity]

like you know sour candies are a little sweet?
granny smiths are that kind of sour
like a sweeter sour
while red apples are less sweet bitter

[catsudon]

i call bullshit but i'll still bring apples

red apples are nicer the smiths are almost too tangytartsweet
sometimes thats nice with caramel though

[parodeity]

we should make caramel apples