ic groupchat: dancer trio.

[constellates]

[ the text groupchat of cats, memes, and cat memes

NAME:
Dancer Trio

MEMBERS:
Anastasia Vasiliev
Dave Strider
Yuri Plisetsky

IMAGE:


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[parodeity]

yo i wont be in school today but will probs be at practice

completely unrelated to that topic
have either of you noticed any
changes to your person or anything
asking for a friend

[catsudon]

so they're related

I haven't personally but so far none of the weird memory or other things have been happening to me
What hit you today
Do i need to walk into Retrospec offices again

[parodeity]

[ he'll attach a selfie! it is a normal selfie of dave although he looks pretty neutral, but also his eyes are bright brilliant anime blood-red HAHA OOPS. ]

just didnt want to deal with why are you wearing weird contacts or smth
for the record
they are not contacts
and im pretty sure this isnt pink eye????

[constellates]

( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )
does it hurt?
are you feeling okay?
have you gone to see a doctor?
I think I saw this in a horror movie once?

[catsudon]

wtfh???

i mean nice eyes that's kind of badass but I'm with anya
it doesn't hurt? mothing leaking out? just suddenly you're our red eye boy?

[parodeity]

i woke up like this
im going to see if i cant get a note to like
wear shades or smth
since i acquired a pair but like
it doesnt hurt they feel like normal eyeballs
im unsure if i should go to the doctor or not
may get dirks opinion on the matter im just going to hang with him for the day
to brainstorm whats up

aw you called me "our"
im touched

[constellates]

see what dirk says! but if it doesn't hurt I guess that's ok (・_・;)
sort of?
how odd

and it does look pretty neat (*・ω・)ﾉ
I'm glad yuri said it first
dave is our red eye boy! like a horror movie protagonist

[parodeity]

i got some shades tho and i may start wearing those since
normal people notice the eyes and wont take "idk retrospec" as an explanation
sadly

[catsudon]

I mean in backward logic you could start wearing coloured contacts but
otherwise being photophobic is a real problem
got anyone who can forge a doctor's note for the school?

[constellates]

(・・。)ゞ auntie and mama work at the hospital
if I ask nicely maybe we can get one....?

[catsudon]

is this the auntie with the really red hair?

[parodeity]

if were talking about grell
dirk texted her to see if she can fake me a note

[catsudon]

good. she's one of us. the retrospec people, so...
i dont know it makes sense she'd help. she seems pretty okay. good going on dirk's part.

[constellates]

yes!! that's auntie. (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ
she is not that kind of doctor
but she should be willing to help. she's wonderful

[catsudon]

schools never check MDs
or notes really it's kind of amazing

[parodeity]

yeah her being on retrospec is one of the reasons dirk wanted to contact her so
anyway
ill be wearing shades from now on because of my "light sensitivity"
mostly b/c normal people do notice my eyes
apparently

[catsudon]

yet no one cared about the horses
talk about scaling issues

[parodeity]

lmao right???
apparently my eyes matter more than giant chickens
should i be flattered

[catsudon]

the world will forgive giant chickens
but it will not forgive a true red eye flight
though seriously you're not actually photosensitive now at all?
for some reason i thought stuff like that was a problem
but you're not lacking pigment...
...
...
... no i've lost track of that thought idk i'm just glad you're okay
so go with the flattery
be flattered
the world wants you to be known as something Unique

[constellates]

dave has always been unique and worthy of attention!! ( ･ω･)ﾉ
maybe you'll make more friends this way?
since you look like a fictional character now
is that called cosplay??

[parodeity]

anya
did you just call me an anime character

[constellates]

ヾ(･ω･｀★)ゞ
would you be a giant robot anime character?
or the one that plays basketball??
the ones that fight crime in short skirts!

[catsudon]

short skirts obviously have you seen his legs

[parodeity]

its true my legs are basically baller

[constellates]

then obviously that one's dave
(´ω｀★) your transformation is beginning