ic groupchat: dancer trio.

[constellates]

[ the text groupchat of cats, memes, and cat memes

NAME:
Dancer Trio

MEMBERS:
Anastasia Vasiliev
Dave Strider
Yuri Plisetsky

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Comments

[parodeity]

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where is my membership card i definitely deserve one
i can win a round of yuri trivia
i should automatically be included in any fanclub?
anya we have to find these people and join
and then like
overthrow them and take our rightful place as leaders?

[catsudon]

okay haha very cute but seriously what the hell is going on? natenka if you got a box from Retrospec then it's yours, right? that's how this has been working

i am 110% sure the only fanclub i have is you two and my grandpa
i'm working on expanding that but uh
"Yuri's Angels"
what is this some charlies angels spy bs

[constellates]

being a spy sounds fun
but that might be a russian joke?

i do not know about overthrowing
or if this box is meant for me
and i do like the cat
but why would Yuri's Angels send me something without also inviting me

i think i am offended?

[parodeity]

mine was in a retrospec box as well ftr
and its cute and all
but
?????????
it has to be you what other yuri do we know

i think i might be offended too?

[catsudon]

it's a stereotype, the russian spy
here in the us it's even stupider they can't decide if they love or hate us

have neither of you considered this being a prank by some asshole from retrospec
i mean what the hell
i dont have a fanbase
so how is the fanbase i dont have making a club called yuris angels and not inviting you both
it doesnt exist there's nothing to be invited to yet

[constellates]

Yuri's Angels should exist
it should be dave and anya
and then we can start inviting
maybe retrospec can come
now we have something in common
yuri and cats

[parodeity]

co presidents lets go
also dont yall worry im also stereotype city
see i even did my stupid accent in text for you
im not sure where i was going with this

but we are your fanbase its us

[catsudon]

yall dont know what youre missing
but im not russian to tell yall what's up

a fanbase of two is a good start
everything else will come as my work's better known

[constellates]

i like yall and your accent dave
we are accent friends now

it is never too early for a fan club
dave and i won't let you down yuratchka

[parodeity]

yeah yuratchka weve got your back
and also your fan club
it is our solemn duty as your best looking best friends

[catsudon]

you're my only best friends
youre both best and worst looking
the best of both worlds

[constellates]

there is a nicer way to say that i think

[parodeity]

dave and anya
you both take up so much room in my friendship ventricle in my heart
that you are all the good things
and since theres no one else there isnt any room for anyone else to be the bad things
so you are the bad things
even though
really you are the amazing things

courtesy google translate for tsundere

[constellates]

dave is a master translator

[catsudon]

hold up
what the fuck is tsundere
is that a real word
google is giving me anime chicks

[parodeity]

its a japanese word
its when youre like a prickly cactus on the outside
but inside you are molten chocolate
or something

[constellates]

!!!! a question for anya !

tsuntsun is like
when yuratchka is mad at someone and does not want to see them
like ew ! dante ! and you turn your head
do not like

but deredere is like
when dave sees jade and goes all heart eyes
and his chest goes doki doki which is
flutters ?
heartflutters
a lot of like

so dave is saying that yuratchka does both
tsundere

[catsudon]

wait let me get this straight
you're saying i want to hate romance dante
what the fuck, nastenka

[parodeity]

whoa HEY why are we dragging me into this
we were dragging yuri
lets go back to that

also whats the point of a hate romance
ive never understood why thats a Thing
who wants to see people who hate one another date

[constellates]

there is no dragging
just good things and truth

hate romancing dante sounds tiring
it is hard enough to friend him
can yuratchka even romance to start ?
little steps first maybe

[catsudon]

as if i would waste effort on that edgelord
there's no point to a hate romance
what the hell is that?
"hey you hate each other you should clearly date"
who hates themselves that much
not me
not any of you

[parodeity]

yeah he was kind of a dickhead to you and jade
i didnt think you needed me to step in but wow
and i think only weird people think that
or like its supposed to be "sexual tension" but like
no i think its just wanting to stab one anothers eyeballs out?

[constellates]

he was mean and i did not like it
dante makes me feel tsuntsun too
but only a little
tsuntsun is a hard feeling

i do not think you should date someone you only feel tsuntsun toward

[catsudon]

unresolved sexual tension
you're right it's 100% that
which is still dumb because its not even worth it to resolve
"great no more ust now i hate you even more than before"

wow he actually got to you that much

and no
dont put energy into someone you dont love
thats stupid
i may personally find romance grossly overrated (yes i am aware im the minority in this squad)
but if youre going there
why are you only going in with hate?

[parodeity]

yeah holy shit
anya this is the first time youve admitted to anyone making you tsuntsun
though admittedly
usually people dont irk me that much either beyond "dude step off"
so i get the impulse

eh
i think that in terms of mass media romance is overrated and enough emphasis isnt put on like
family and friend love?
like i know i am dating a girl
but also
said girl knows that my friends and family matter to me a lot
and expects that to always be a thing?
but also yeah
hate doesnt seem to be a great basis for a relationship
unless you want it to explode
which i mean could be someones kink whatever
not mine tho