ic groupchat: dancer trio.

[constellates]

[ the text groupchat of cats, memes, and cat memes

NAME:
Dancer Trio

MEMBERS:
Anastasia Vasiliev
Dave Strider
Yuri Plisetsky

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Comments

[catsudon]

i fail to check the group chat for ten minutes what the hell guys
also you know what sucks
buses
know what sucks even more
there is literally no one who cleans these buses it is DISGUSTING AS HELL UNDER THESE SEATS

[parodeity]

you know the laws of the land
if you dont check the chat you gotta put up w whatever is decided in your absence
as retribution
also yeah i am seeing way more gum under shit than i ever needed to see?
like its one thing when you just knew it was there intellectually
now im just like
walk 2 steps to the garbage and throw it out you lazy asshole christ

[constellates]

that is always gross
why do people do that
now if you fall in gum
it is all over
unhappy ending

[catsudon]

okay what kind of gum are you even finding

[parodeity]

the kind that people put in their mouths at some point and which have now collected all sorts of grody grimey shit
im with anya on this one
if you fall into gum its time to leave this plane of existence

[catsudon]

no i mean why is any of it still sticky
was it all from yesterday
why the fuck is this city like this

[parodeity]

i think some of it is
but even if you fall on the non sticky kind
is that even THAT much better

[constellates]

that is something that was in a mouth
still gross
you do not know which mouth
worse !

[catsudon]

it's ten times better because you don't stick
and if you don't want to bathe after using public transit every day i don't know either of you

[parodeity]

i literally just use myself as transit these days its easier
but wow what other secret friendship standards are we being held to

[catsudon]

some of us mere mortals rely on public transit
or our feet
running place to place takes impossibly long rn
and idk hundreds let me make them up then go "yes i, who totally has had friends before, have all these standards"

[parodeity]

i can piggyback you places if you want

[constellates]

even more reliable than chocobos

[parodeity]

im prettier too

[catsudon]

davenka be my steed

[constellates]

anya will trumpet your arrival

[catsudon]

why is it you don't call yourself nastenka

[constellates]

it sounds
inner middled ?
no
what is the word

self centered !

[catsudon]

talking about yourself in third person at all is weird
are you allergic to the words "i" and "me" or "myself" or w/e

[constellates]

picky ...

[catsudon]

and?

[parodeity]

isnt it a japanese thing to talk in the third person
also im only being a steed if i get apples

i.................. throws up hands and leaves 5ever

[catsudon]

what kind of shitty dave rider would i be if i don't keep you well supplied in apples?
also i wouldnt know re japanese things nastenka confirm/deny

[constellates]

maybe ?
anya is half so that could be half true

does davenka have a favorite apple
i never asked
granny smith ?
fuji ?

i cant believe yuri says these things to dave

[parodeity]

the kind who wouldnt get free rides obviously

also i like all apples
but
red ones?
theyre kinda bitter but i like them
fuji is good tho
granny smiths are kinda bitter