I know this won't reach you right now, but I hope the night sky where you are is the same as where we are. If we see the same sky, that'd give me a little peace. I hope you're doing alright wherever you are. We're all working hard to save you, but I know you won't let anything stop you from being with the people you love or from your way to stardom, too.
[ A long pause. ]
But... you know, the stars here aren't as bright and brilliant without you shining with them! So I hope— I really hope we can all—you, me, everyone— can meet together soon and see the same stars in the same place at the same time!
Show everyone your idol power, okay? And stay safe!
i haven't been able to see the stars in days it's strange being cut off from everybody, we're not even connected under the same sky so i wanted to bring my 'sky' to you! look at this anya~
[ attached is an image file, of a small cavern underground, completely dark aside from a golden butterfly in mid-flight near the ceiling, tiny spots of light all around it like a shower of stars themselves ]
pretty, isn't it? this way, i'm keeping you with me even here
NYANYA????? HEY ARE YOU ON THIS STUPID SHIP TOO If you are there's a bunch of us in some room together. Aki's here too because I must be punished every single goddamn day of my life for some sin that I must have committed in a past life. Seriously though, I'll come find you.
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
I have no idea what the fuck is going on. Are you okay??? You're obviously not here. Shit I hope you're back home with everyone else. Every time I think the shit we go through cannot get any more fucked up, something like this happens. This isn't even like Weird memory shit What the hell is going on??? Don't do anything stupid ok!!!
Ok it's pretty obvious at this point that you're not going to respond. Whatever I'm not surprised at this point. Just You're my best bro, right? Be careful.
Ok anyway so Aki and I had to fight this weird slime thing earlier? That's what the healing thing was about, the dumbass tripped and fell on a stick or something, I don't know, she's fine so it doesn't matter. But there's also like some weird octopus thing around apparently and we've been debating on the pros and cons of turning it into sushi. I think the ship we're on is like sinking or something equally as predictable so we're probably going to have to get out of here soon somehow. But where the fuck is "here" anyway? Jesus fuck. Do you ever wish we could just... go back to how things were before? I hate remembering these things and wondering what's even real anymore. But I met a lot of people because of this dumb app so who the fuck knows what would be for the best. I miss you.
[ there's the sound of the ocean in the background, as well as a few voices, like a group of people are having a conversation nearby.
when karkat talks, it's faintly. he's trying to not be overheard. ]
Hey. Did you go over a waterfall? There were like, these weird seashells that had people on them, and I am pretty sure one of them was you going over a fucking waterfall? That is the opposite of staying safe goddammit Anya. God, why the fuck did you and Yuri have to be dragged into something like this? He was in the shells too.
[ there's a pause. more ocean noises. ]
My phone's dying. We were in the ocean earlier and all our shit got soaked, but we got gills and shit so we didn't drown? It was weird. But somehow we got brand new phones now that we're not underwater, but they still aren't charged because fuck us, am I right? Seriously though. Fuck us, and fuck all of the crap that we're being forced to do. This isn't fair? You deserve to be happy and get your career off the ground, not to be doing-- doing this. You don't deserve that, Anya.
[ he sounds angry at this point, his voice raising, but then karkat catches himself and lowers it again. ]
If I never see you again, I just want you to know that you're my best bro. Always. Thanks for always sticking up for me even when I don't deserve it.
So you're one of the missing people too then, huh.
I hate this. I hate not knowing where people are or if they're safe or if they're even alive right now. This sucks. You better be with someone who's watching your back right now--I'd do it, but I don't know where you are. But we're working on getting everyone back to Recolle and fixing this mess. So, hang tight I guess. If you're even getting this message in the first place.
No reception here but whatever Got pulled into a portal by some monsters but I'm fine Dave and some other people here too We're in a doctor's office or something?? Colors are normal here so we're probably far away I'll keep you updated! Stay saaaafe! (/^▽^)/
[ And now a picture of Carmen while she's asleep... ]
Still in the waiting room I got to practice Russian with Miss Carmen! She's so cool and nice ♡✧( ु•⌄• ) Do you know her? She knows you! She taught me words I'll probably never use like страховая компания [insurance company] and иск [claims] She said my accent is good! I know it's because I have the best teacher (´▽`) Since I have time I might as well practice lots and surprise you when I get back (•̀ᴗ•́)و See yoouuu!
[ And here's a selfie... He's in a little waiting room crammed with ten other people looking ten different levels of bored. At least there's a magazine rack and a vending machine in the corner. ]
I will type to you today in Russian! It is slow because my phone is dog mess but I have much time. This is Elizabeth! I made her hot ice cream before. Hot like hot for mouth but still cold. When she touches things they become weapons. Amazing!!! Super cool!!! (〃・ω・)
I dreamed yesterday. Other me was very worried. He did not see his friend for one month and fought much so he could see her. I have many seeings(??) of this girl but I do not know well who she is. Strange!
I am still in same room. That is dog mess too. (´-ι_-`)
Penelope! She does music for fun and computers for work. If we need website help we can go to her? She has gun she gave to Kaiba. They are friends? I am surprised he has friends.
Still in same room. Many days since I last saw Anya. I hope you are safe! Big hug when I see you again. Hugs of many days all in one!!
Emil A cheater? His hair still goes kira kira after many days... He is milk. His hand was cheese and we took it off and it was okay? Also strange! So many days here. I will go crazy. Maybe we will never leave? But you would not get my words so that is not okay. We will leave soon!! I feel!!! Or else we will have no food and eating people is not as much okay. LOL
[ So it's been almost a week and he's still stuck in this room. Dave mentioned that time was passing faster than anyone realized back home. Maybe by the time they get out of here, months will have passed back home? With nothing to distract him, the memories of another life wallow and fester in his mind. ]
Are you still back home? I've been gone for a while. I've missed a few work appointments I booked, but if the monsters are still running around, maybe no one will be too mad. If the monster situation is already figured out, then you need someone else to take over for me for a while. Just long enough to figure out all the meetings and stuff I already have scheduled. We can't leave them hanging and burn all those bridges this early on!!
That's my advice, but you probably don't like it. The truth is, I don't really like it either. I want to be with you every step of the way. I love working at the Inkwell, but I love helping you achieve your dreams even more. I've always been good at getting hired and making an impression, but getting you hired and making an impression for you has been my most fulfilling work. I think you might be the only person in the world who would give me that chance, and you gave it so easily. I hope you know how much that means to me.
Wow that got kind of serious huh?? Go away mood clouds!! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ Nothing's happening still so don't worry! This is the power of boredom, I guess. Byyyye! ☆
[ Another selfie that he may as well have copy/pasted if not for the slightly different positions of the people in the background. Why does he bother... ]
Is it weird that I say that if I'm a god too? Whoops!! It's a hard habit to kick. c(゚^ ゚ ) Anyway now we're in another bigger lab full of monster lab experiments and stuff! Still not super great, but at least we don't feel so boxed in anymore! There's plenty of room to jump around and lots of stuff to see. I got paired up with Shouto to explore! He goes to your school. Maybe you know him?? He's also an actor! Wow!! Recolle High is full of so much talent!!
I also hung out with Dave for a while and look at what we found! TA-DAAAA It's my birthday today! I totally managed to forget even though I had all that time to sit around and remember. Teehee, I'm such a klutz! ~☆ The cake is alright, but it would taste better if you were here to have a slice too. Your birthday's coming up soon, isn't it? I'll get you two cakes to make up for it!
[ A picture of a fox with an elaborate makeshift eyepatch and a little rolled up business card mimicking a cigarette sticking out of its mouth. The fox is posing very majestically and it looks exactly like how you'd imagine a fox mob boss. ]
hey guess what im texting people like twitter because TWITTER DOESNT WORK anya this is terrible i cant access literally anything and also i am trapped in a room the company isnt bad though yato and shouto and emil and a bunch of people im vaguely familiar with are here and like some people i dont know but everyone seems chill
are you also in escape room hell did everyone get split up into different escape rooms?? i hope to fuck yuris with you hed be miserable without at least someone
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